Our first foray into ambush edutainment.
A Candidate With A Mission
A Nuanced Summary of the 2009 Mayoral Primary Race to Date
The Seattle P-I takes on its doubters and talks about how it plans to climb back to prominence. Here's a hint: it all starts with good old fashioned word count constraints.
To predict the future one must look into the (revised) past.
In Beacon Valley Nebraska, they still remember the 1985 State Championship Game. Resentment has remained fresh over twenty-five years. Most people do not keep pets, but those that do, treat them like dogs.
History is written by the victors. That is, unless a couple of plucky young entrepreneurs preemptively harness your future exploits as a lone gunfighter to sell sneakers. Then history is written by Nike.
In this episode, we have flawlessly recreated the House of Representatives Chamber in order to give a Valley business lunch its deserved gravity. Please sign the NDA before watching.
We sent this video back in time to save the past, or at least to spread the misery.