To predict the future one must look into the (revised) past.
In Beacon Valley Nebraska, they still remember the 1985 State Championship Game. Resentment has remained fresh over twenty-five years. Most people do not keep pets, but those that do, treat them like dogs.
History is written by the victors. That is, unless a couple of plucky young entrepreneurs preemptively harness your future exploits as a lone gunfighter to sell sneakers. Then history is written by Nike.
Leave it to us to look through the trajedy of 2008 Seattle sports and find the most immature joke we can.
In a recently discovered, lost press conference, legendary distance runner Steve Prefontaine addresses some of his harshest his critics.
A blogger, traditional media sportswriter, and computer discuss the upcoming season for the M's.
Dissecting the Mariners' season with two typical Seattle 'Fans'.
Young Charles Breaks Down The Mariners, Pointer Counter-Pointer: Sexy Baristas, Space Bear Horoscope, and News Jokes.
Seattle's Own Ray Alex, A Scarred Hitting Skinterview in the Mushroom Kingdom, and News Jokes. Oh yeah, and Skeleton.
The Garden Show, Portland Gets Called Out, March Madness and News Jokes.