Our first foray into ambush edutainment.
In Beacon Valley Nebraska, they still remember the 1985 State Championship Game. Resentment has remained fresh over twenty-five years. Most people do not keep pets, but those that do, treat them like dogs.
History is written by the victors. That is, unless a couple of plucky young entrepreneurs preemptively harness your future exploits as a lone gunfighter to sell sneakers. Then history is written by Nike.
In an unprecedented display of repression, Seattle Untimely rewrites history. Pretend history. 'Laugh Out Loud', pretend history.
UPDATE: Sarah Palin's Concession Speech - Deus Ex Snow Machina
In a recently discovered, lost press conference, legendary distance runner Steve Prefontaine addresses some of his harshest his critics.